How To Talk Australians

Watch out for that other 70%.

What The Fuck Australia?

Seriously though, what the fuck Australia?

Domino's Pizza Complaints

Love you 'straya. Don't go changing.

Shot Liz

The Prahran Hotel In Melbourne Is Architecture Porn

The Prahran Hotel have recently renovated their pub over in Melbourne, 'straya. The project is the fifth pub collaboration between Techné Architectsand the Australian hospitality group, following other successful Melbourne pubs such as the Bridge Hotel, the Richmond Club Hotel, Holliava and the Post Office Bar Pizza. Make it your next instagram pic when you stop over in Melbourne.

The Daily Show Highlights The Benefits Of The Australian National Election

This is great. Pretty decent dingo accent too.

Australian National Anthem Fail

Here's the start of a field hockey match between Belgium and New Zealand Australia.
"E Ihowa Australia"

Shirtless Aussie Jumps Into A Cactus, On Purpose.

Cheers mate.

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Fire Tornado In Dingoville

Something Extreme Which Red Bull Didn't Sponsor

Professional Aussie jumper Daniel Mosi from Bag Jump demonstrates his ability of falling from great heights onto a large air bag. Go dingos!

The Dictator, Live On Australian TV.

Bungee Jumper Falls Into Crocodile-Infested Waters

This video shows 22-year-old Australian tourist Erin Langworthy bungee jumping from the Victoria falls bridge, 364 feet (111 meters) over the Zambesi River. Just a normal tourist video until the cord breaks and she falls into the crocodile-infested waters (cause that's what you want to bungee over?!)... Miraculously, she survived after hurting herself quite badly and swimming out of the river rapids with her legs still tied. Fun!

Talking to 9news, Erin described her ordeal:

It went black straight away and I felt like I'd been slapped all over. The water was going quite quickly and then I started to hear the roaring. It's like being in waves, you get sucked under and then you pop up so it's very disorienting, I didn't know which was up or down.

It gets worse:

It was quite scary because a couple of times the rope actually got caught on some rocks or debris. I actually had to swim down and yank the bungee cord out of whatever it was caught on to make it to the surface.

Fortunately, she survived the crash, the crocodiles and the rapids with just a fractured collar bone, massive bruises and a great story to tell to her future kids. What an Aussie battler.

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Former Aussie PM Skulling A Beer

Bob Hawke skulls a beer without hesitation at the Sydney Cricket Ground.
What a good cunt.

Shot Ashwin

What A Segment

And here's a link to the unrelated/best part of the clip.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt.

Wu-Tang 2011 Austalian Tour?

According to WuTangTour.com.au the Wu are coming through to a theartre near you. Details are a little sketchy at the mo, but if it does come to fruition it would be nice if NZ got some love.

Bless

Follow up interview with Casey Heynes aka 'Lil’ Zangief' after he gained internet fame when a video of him body-slamming a school yard bully was posted online.

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Fat Kid Fights Back

Ding ding ding. Fair to say this kid won't be picked on any more.

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