The Evolution of Language

Word to Stephen Fry

Simple Life Tips

Shot enthusiastic American guy.

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Blake Griffin's Brother Wants You To Try And Punch Him In The Head

Reminds me of the Shane Cameron vs Monty Betham fight back in 2011.

Mirror Lakes

Chinese Mad Men have created giant mirror lakes in Beijing to reflect China'a current water crisis, and I fucking love it.

Something About Science Man

I'm not smart enough to really comprehend this but the dude talking about it seems to think it's pretty amaze.

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Laughing At Racism, Courtesy Of Stephen Colbert.

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This comes on the back of Barack's "Trayvon could have been me" speech.

Street Fighter: Church Edition

I was shamefully bad at this game. But put me in front of an NBA Jam arcade machine and it's over.

A Dogg Interviews A King

Here's the voice of CNN, Larry King, sitting down for a chat on Snoop Doggs GNN. Part 1 of this one of a kind interview, sees Snoop assisting Larry with some raps, discussing jackie robinson, and medical marijuana. Part 2 (after the jump below) has Larry telling dope stories about Frank Sinatra, San Francisco, trolley, low riders, Roscoes Chicken & Waffles, and social security.

Man Cuts Himself In Half

Stand up comedian Andy Gross chops himself off at the hips then proceeds to scare the living shit out of people - including one lady with some tig ol' bitties.

Real Nice America

Jamie Oliver demonstrates how 70% of America's ground beef contains leftover cow parts (aka pink slime) containing e.coli and salmonella that has been treated with ammonia to make it legal for human consumption. I'm loving it.

Matt Harvey Asks New Yorkers About Matt Harvey

Matt Who? Doesn't matter. All you need to know is that he's a 'famous' baseball player from the New York Mets. Although you wouldn't know it. Hit play.

Jay-Z's 99 Problems. Some Involve A Bitch.

Even world famous rappers have problems.

Painting On Tree Trunks

23-year-old student Wang Yu, from the Chinese district of Shijiazhuang, uses trees as her canvas for paintings. Nice.

Sri Lankan Rugby Team Does A Haka. Other Team Wants To Fight About It.

A Sri Lankan high school rugby team (yea, I know), from Trinity College, decided to challenge the opposition with their very own version of the haka. The other team wasn't all that impressed.

Shot Cam

Spiderman Embarrasses Some Kids On The Ball Court. Quite Badly.

The Professor, from And1 fame, decided dress up as a superhero and take a some youngins (including a short, wack version of Kevin Durant) to schooooooooooooooool.

Every Baller Can Relate To These Nike Basketball Ads

Above is the clip to 'The Trash-Talker' - more after the jump.

Ras Kass - The Rapper's Rapper [download]

Here's a 'best of' mixtape for the criminally slept-on, greatest lyricist to ever hail from the left coast. Get familiar.

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01 - Soul On Ice (remix)
02 - Anything Goes
03 - Understandable Smooth
04 - So Many
05 - Rasassination
06 - H2O Proof
07 - Home Sweet Home
08 - Conceited Bastard
09 - Miami Life
10 - Action Guaranteed ft. OC
11 - Golden Child (remix)
12 - Birdman (interlude)
13 - Eat Or Die
14 - Air Em Out
15 - R.A.S.E.
16 - Lyrical Swords ft. GZA
17 - Ohhwee
18 - Bars Up
19 - Hands Up
20 - Sushi
21 - Caution (Game Diss)
22 - 3 Card Molly (abridged)
23 - Billboard #1
24 - K.O.T.W.
25 - Hot Game
26 - Overtime
27 - All I Do
28 - The Realness (interlude)
29 - Van Gogh
30 - Nature Of The Threat

Kanye Tells The Paparazzi To Shhhhhhhhhh

“Don’t talk.. don’t talk to me.. I don’t wan’t to hear paparazzi talk to me or anybody I know.. and tell everybody never talk to anyone that anyone knows.. don’t talk to themselves.. DON’T TALK EVER AGAIN.”

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Shit They Don't Teach You In School

Shut up. Watch it.

Derrick Rose Is Sort Of Hunting For Lebron James

Prior to clicking play though, realize the video is fan made and the voice heard is John Harrison from Star Trek: Into The Darkness. Derrick Rose nor adidas had no part whatsoever in the video. But still. I'm a Lebron hater from way back, so anything anti him is getting play here.
Also, keep this in mind for next NBA season; Rose returns, Brooklyn enlists the geriatric coalition of Garnett, Pierce and Terry and Indiana lock in David West while adding bench support. Objectively, this means Miami advancing to a fourth straight Finals next year (which hasn’t happened since the Celtics of the ’80s) will be more difficult than its ever been.
Spotted at TSS

9 Minutes of Zach Galifianakis Awkwardness

Cheers Funny or Die

New Axel F & Old Jay-Z

Fog Rolling In Over San Francisco

Art man. By Simon Christen.

The Faces In Dead Flowers

The Antirrhinum flower, commonly known as the snapdragon has been a popular garden plant for many years. Also known as the dragon flower, its common name derives from the resemblance of the flower to a dragon’s head.

When laterally squeezed the dragon will open and close it mouth: ask any grandparent whose flowers have been decimated by over keen but clumsy grandchildren. Yet once the flower has died, leaving behind the seed pod, something a little more macabre appears. The dead 'dragon flower' appears to have a skull.

Friday (1995)

This! is the greatest film of all time.

LINK: Friday (1995) full movie
*click 'Continue as free user', then 'click to play'.

Photoshop Manipulations

A talented Russian Photoshop-er, going by the name Tebe Interesno, has been whipping up some highly interesting photo manipulations involving (mainly) the space programs of the US and former USSR. Shot.

This Song Blows

Lame headline. Sorry. Anyway, a band named Travis have produced a video for their single 'Moving', using animations projected onto the band’s breath in freezing temperatures.

Menace To Society (1993)

Double burger, with cheese.

Dead Presidents (1995)

"I'm out for dead fucking presidents to represent me" © Nas

DJ Premier On The Combat Jack Show

Premo sits down with the Combat Jack Show to discuss beats, Biggies's 10 Crack Commandemnts, Drake, 2Chainz and porn. Lots of porn talk.
Parts 2 & 3 after the jump.

Reporter Asks David Tua About His Mum

In case you were wondering, Guy Williams (yawn) was the journalist/comedian who asked the Tuaman the question.
And FYI, Guy Williams is a dick in real life too.

Shot Mat

PSY's Mum Spits Some Flames

Japan, Korea. Whatevs.

Can Blind People Draw?

No.

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Australian National Anthem Fail

Here's the start of a field hockey match between Belgium and New Zealand Australia.
"E Ihowa Australia"

Robots At Amazon's Warehouse

Slow clap

Rory vs Robot

Look, golf is worth watching (for a couple of minutes).

Proof That Some Vine Videos Are Actually Funny

The above clips are mostly lol-worthy, especially if you like black jokes and animal cruelty.

15 Years Ago Mick Foley Got Thrown Off The Top Of A Cage

15 years ago Mankind and the Undertaker faced off in one of the most memorable and brutal wrestling matches of all time.

Fifteen years is a long time. For those around the right age, the card for the June 28, 1998 King of the Ring PPV will make you feel old: the Headbangers vs. Kaientai, Brian Christopher and Scott Taylor vs. Al Snow and Head, X-Pac vs. Owen Hart. The Pittsburgh Civic Arena was demolished last year. And yet the Hell in a Cell match, which wasn't even the main event, still holds up as the ideal of what wrestling is capable of—making you actually fear for the competitors.

Oreo Ads Are Just About As Good As Oreo's

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Larry David Plays 'The Dude' In Clear History

The stars align for the new HBO film, Clear History, which pretty much looks like a long episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm with a heap of guest appearances. Out August 10.
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